First off, I know all 8 of you are holding your breath regarding my cuddly bag of beans. Aside from a 4 year old footprint this evening, they are feeling fine. Exhale folks, they’ll be back to being useless and nothing but annoying soon enough (bat wings suck as much as it is gross).
Now to the brain farts, I’ve used pure randomness in my title before and this seemed more appealing to me. Maybe I will post non-spell checked just to hold form with the title. So here comes some all over the place totally fucked up ramblings from my fucked up mind.
My 4 year old tried out air hockey this weekend and much to my delight she was pretty darn good at it. Banks, saves, pokes…..I was impressed. It also helps my cause to get my own table, but I’d have to sleep on it to if I did as there is no room.
I played some soccer last night and lost 4 pounds in the process. I dunno how much I gained back today yet, but still, suck on that popsicle Jenny Craig! It’s simple, drink water and coffee all day, eat a footlong sub from Subway and go run in 94 degree heat with full humidity non-stop for about an hour.
No really good new music of late, just some re-discovering if old tunes as situations in life change. Don’t you love how you can hear a song one day, and hear it totally different the next? Simple things like frame of mind can totally turn around any lyric to make you laugh, cry, or just go dance like a crazy person. My favorite lyric of late is “There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done”. It’s cool if you know the song but I got nothing to give away this week except maybe some old underwear or some random junk in my garage.
*whew* smell that? That was a bonafide brain fart. I think the train of thought just dribbled out of my ear. Oh my, that was a nasty thought. Sorry if you were eating when you read this. I have wax issues though. I once had an ear specialist “not officially” tell me I had 80% blockage in my canal in one ear and 40% in the other. I got em flushed and all, but could probably use another. Or maybe I just have some of my mom’s ADD. She doesn’t know it yet, but she does. She will not finish sentences like “So when are you going. Oh I just heard this funny story.” Seriously, I’m not making that up.
Ah well, plenty of other crazy crap happening in hockeyman world but you’re gonna need a ticket. The roller coaster currently has a 6 hour wait but people are moving along nicely at the ring my bell with a sledge hammer strength challenge. *ding* *ow* The skies are overcast and threatening rain, but please step inside the pavilion and have a beer. We have an instructional video for you to enjoy while you wait called WTF is this I just wasted 10 minutes of my life reading. Starring and narrated by Valeri Burtonelli with an interpretive dance by Justin Timberlake.
hope I don’t get sued for that