hee hee…that tickles where it smells funny

Funny title no? I chuckled…

Ok, so this post is like most late night TV shows, it is being recorded before it gets broadcast. Here is my picture of the shirt I wore today, with my sticker showing I voted for change. The headphones? I’m listening to the Islanders-Rangers game(I must look like a schmoron silently celebrating the games events), and I am going to puke at the election coverage. Here is my prediction…..Obama or McCain will win. When they count all the votes, we will know who our new President is. Will we know tonight? Maybe. Will some states have to count 2 or 3 times? Maybe. But do we really need all the bullshit filler we are being inundated with? Seriously, do this on a night when something better to watch is on TV. Yes, I’m Irish too.

It’s also new music Tuesday, but it looks like a kind of weak release day. Pat Monahan has a new solo acoustic record out that sounds really good, but nothing else really gets my juices flowing.

As I mentioned yesterday, my employees have way too much time on their hands. I need to fix that in a big way I think cause now they are exposing my secret alter life. *wink* *wink* Vancouver, somewhere between the world series I attended and today, I won this prestigious pageant and was in a parade. There are 2 other pictures, but they are kind of offensive and gross and I’m not ready to expose my alternate lifestyle just yet.

A crown with a hat, only I would attempt that one and pull it off so elegantly! See, it helps to have a sense of humor in the workplace, payback will be a bitch and I don’t mean my graphic artist sitting next to me in the car. Doesn’t look good for gays in Florida right now. I voted against the legislation banning gay marriage and it looks like I’m in the minority. Grrrrrrrr. Seriously wtf is your problem marriage people? Why can’t 2 people in love join in a civil union to share the civil benefits just because they are of the same sex. This has nothing to do with religion. This is the law, not the bible. We don’t all subscribe to the same bible anyway.

Got family coming in town all next week. Hopefully I can breakaway from the madness that is my work right now to go visit.

***UPDATE***
So today the folks at Toys R Us actually called me on the phone regarding the incident. Go look at the picture at the end of that post. Tapping foot….ok back now? Good. So they called me an apologized and are working with the store to offer me, ready, 10% off the purchase of up to 3 of those plush penguins. Only they’re not currently any in stock and they are $10 each. So, remember that picture? Apparently, that sadly devastated 4 year old face is only worth $1, or up to $3, to the Toys R Us company (store #8725) who made more millions last year than I cared to read in their annual reports.

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8 Responses to “hee hee…that tickles where it smells funny”

  1. Ashley

    10% off? Gee, how thoughtful of them. I hope you told them that it WASN’T enough for making your child break out in tears and embarrassing the three of you (for being held up, etc…regardless of whether you were really embarrassed or not). I would so go BBB on their rears.

    Ashley’s last blog post..Our Weekend (and pictures)

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  2. Light

    That’s weak….If it’s only 10 bucks…just give it to you free! You should send them the blog.

    Light’s last blog post..It’s been a long time…since I updated last…

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  3. Miss

    Dood… with a title and a picture like that…. Lets just say I voted NO to protect your rights.

    And FUCK YOU Toys R Us. Fuckers.

    Miss’s last blog post..Spread Love Like Violence

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  4. Tara R.

    Wow… a multi-million company is offering a $1 discount? Such generosity will bankrupt them!

    I voted against the marriage amendment too. *sigh* One day our state will enter the 21st Century.

    Tara R.’s last blog post..Random Wednesday ~ you decide

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  5. Kim

    $1. That is mighty nice of those people at Toys R Us.. repeat what Miss said.

    And great point on the marriage ban..it is just horse crap.

    Kim’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday – The Naked Cowboy and his Wedgie

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  6. Zoeyjane

    I’ll see you in August for pride. I’ll be the one with the kid with all the beads, rocking out and pointing to the assless chaps you’ll be surrounded by.

    Zoeyjane’s last blog post..On Boundaries

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  7. Xbox4NappyRash

    I know a great online store that has loads of great stuff for kids you could try instead…

    Xbox4NappyRash’s last blog post..A cold day in ET

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  8. Karen

    $1.00 gee…….I am really glad what they want for Christmas is only at Target! I won’t shop there any more….Pat, remember when the cashier at Toys R Us in Levittown took your money? Boy, you don’t have any luck in that store.

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